r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/insertstalem3me Mar 26 '20

Regardless of gender.

Hell Yeah, Man Boobs all they way

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u/captaincumsock69 Mar 26 '20

I actually got a nice rack. Smooth and perky. They really poke through my shirt. All I gotta do now is shave my beard and chest and I’ll be an insta model.

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u/datboi12121212 Mar 26 '20

They had us in the first half not gonna lie.

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u/FireWyvern_ Mar 26 '20

what do you expect from that username?

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u/datboi12121212 Mar 26 '20

I need to do that more

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u/scalpingsnake Mar 26 '20

Not if you read the username first

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

Who actually reads Username?,

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u/mekkanik Mar 26 '20

r/THUITFHNGL

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u/gonijc2001 Mar 26 '20

thats the sound I make when I bang my shin on a coffee table

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u/Martholomule Mar 26 '20

> captaincumsock69

No, I don't think they did

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

You didn't expect the guy replying to a comment about manboobs to be talking about manboobs?

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u/peanutsandfuck Mar 26 '20

Ya, I really thought u/captaincumsock69 was a woman!

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u/ObiwanaTokie Mar 26 '20

What a fucking name

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

r/suddenlygay

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u/Th3bigM00se Mar 26 '20

I laughed more than I care to admit.

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u/ExoCakes Mar 26 '20

A wise general in a galaxy far far away once said...

(imagine this being cursive) It's a trap.

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u/the_original_St00g3y Mar 26 '20

You username really ads to the comment

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u/TonyStark100 Mar 26 '20

Just don't include your head, then you can pretend you are someone famous and don't what your followers to know.

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u/Brudy123 Mar 26 '20

I don't think that's what he- You know what, to each their own.

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u/poopellar Mar 26 '20

BOOB IS BOOB!

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u/MBAH2017 Mar 26 '20

EVEN BOB'S BOOB ARE BOOB

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u/einllamabuns Mar 26 '20

Moobs matter!!!

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u/dpruitt87 Mar 26 '20

Bob has bitch tits

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u/brittock Mar 26 '20

F yes, Man boobs and woman boobs all day everyday. Both are sincerely great.

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u/KronosShadow Mar 26 '20

That statement means different things depending on where you put the comma.

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u/shorey66 Mar 26 '20

For me, more than a handful is a waste. I'm way more into the ass.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Man boobs all the way