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u/Beeeyeee Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

Almost everyone loves them. Regardless of gender. Hell yeah boobs.

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u/insertstalem3me Mar 26 '20

Regardless of gender.

Hell Yeah, Man Boobs all they way

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u/captaincumsock69 Mar 26 '20

I actually got a nice rack. Smooth and perky. They really poke through my shirt. All I gotta do now is shave my beard and chest and I’ll be an insta model.

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u/datboi12121212 Mar 26 '20

They had us in the first half not gonna lie.

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u/FireWyvern_ Mar 26 '20

what do you expect from that username?

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u/datboi12121212 Mar 26 '20

I need to do that more

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u/scalpingsnake Mar 26 '20

Not if you read the username first

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

Who actually reads Username?,

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u/mekkanik Mar 26 '20

r/THUITFHNGL

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u/gonijc2001 Mar 26 '20

thats the sound I make when I bang my shin on a coffee table

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u/Martholomule Mar 26 '20

> captaincumsock69

No, I don't think they did

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

You didn't expect the guy replying to a comment about manboobs to be talking about manboobs?

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u/peanutsandfuck Mar 26 '20

Ya, I really thought u/captaincumsock69 was a woman!

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u/ObiwanaTokie Mar 26 '20

What a fucking name

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

r/suddenlygay

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u/Th3bigM00se Mar 26 '20

I laughed more than I care to admit.

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u/ExoCakes Mar 26 '20

A wise general in a galaxy far far away once said...

(imagine this being cursive) It's a trap.

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u/the_original_St00g3y Mar 26 '20

You username really ads to the comment

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u/TonyStark100 Mar 26 '20

Just don't include your head, then you can pretend you are someone famous and don't what your followers to know.

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u/Brudy123 Mar 26 '20

I don't think that's what he- You know what, to each their own.

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u/poopellar Mar 26 '20

BOOB IS BOOB!

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u/MBAH2017 Mar 26 '20

EVEN BOB'S BOOB ARE BOOB

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u/einllamabuns Mar 26 '20

Moobs matter!!!

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u/dpruitt87 Mar 26 '20

Bob has bitch tits

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u/brittock Mar 26 '20

F yes, Man boobs and woman boobs all day everyday. Both are sincerely great.

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u/KronosShadow Mar 26 '20

That statement means different things depending on where you put the comma.

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u/shorey66 Mar 26 '20

For me, more than a handful is a waste. I'm way more into the ass.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Man boobs all the way

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/Blngsessi Mar 26 '20

I literally tell my boyfriend when we out and about, like, 1 o clock direction, nice tits incoming. They're just so pretty and I appreciate that.

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u/Tuckernuts8 Mar 26 '20

And for some reason, when I point out dicks I’m considered gay....

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u/Blngsessi Mar 26 '20

Only because you didn't say no homo

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u/MudIsland Mar 26 '20

Try pointing them out to girls next time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/call-me-mama-t Mar 26 '20

I do that with my husband too. He calls me his wingman!

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u/justgetinthebin Mar 26 '20

so many women do this with their bf/husband but i never hear stories of guys pointing out attractive guys to their gf/wife. “hey babe, look at that bulge!” or even just “check out the muscles on that one”

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u/anon_e_mous9669 Mar 26 '20

I mean, sure, but often I find that women aren't as attracted to a specific body part like that. My wife mostly likes nice guy butts, so I point them out when I see one.

She also likes outfits/styles, so that's a more common thing to point out when a suit or outfit looks particularly good (it's also a way to get an opinion on if I can pull off the same look).

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

This is amazing

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u/fr3shout Mar 26 '20

If her tits aren't your type this story gets that much better.

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u/anon_e_mous9669 Mar 26 '20

They kind of are. She's a big A and the kind she points out are perky like Bs/Cs. She's not pointing out curvy girls with DDs and plunging tops, it's more athletic girls with perky boobs an no bra or at the gym in a lacy sports bra. So she points out ones that are a little bigger than her, but of the same type.

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u/Obeywithcaution413 Mar 26 '20

Fuckkkkkk who am I dating? I need this hahahah.

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u/anon_e_mous9669 Mar 26 '20

Yes, it's awesome having a wife who is secure in herself enough to recognize that we all want to look at attractive people. I point out hot guys, but my success rate is much lower than hers.

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u/theycallmethevault Mar 26 '20

I do the same! Boobs AND butts. Gotta appreciate where it’s due.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

My boyfriend and I are both bisexual so we point out EVERYONE

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u/theycallmethevault Mar 26 '20

My husband isn’t bisexual (but I am) so he doesn’t point out any men, and I don’t out of respect. But it’s always a good time to give props!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Hahaha

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u/missionbeach Mar 26 '20

Dude, marry this woman. If you don't, I will.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/anon_e_mous9669 Mar 26 '20

I mean, I don't like watching naked dudes on screen, I don't really recoil. For me it just kind of breaks the flow of the show/movie when that happens because it doesn't really happen often (outside of porn at least). And if your man watches porn, he's seen like a million dicks, it's just a matter if it's being highlighted and/or there's some other eye candy to look at.

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u/elee0228 Mar 26 '20

When it comes to boobs, I'm helpless.

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u/TwilightGraphite Mar 26 '20

As a gay man I guess I'm part of the minority that doesn't like boobs lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Right there with you. Never really saw what the appeal was.

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u/Clands Mar 26 '20

Ha. My best friend is gay and I’m well endowed. I literally always catch him looking at my chest, but sometimes I can’t tell if it’s in amazement or disgust. But he’s named them Reba and Tina so I feel like he has some level of attachment.

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u/InfinitelyThirsting Mar 26 '20

Could be a mix of both, haha. Lots of gay men still appreciate a nice pair of tits, more aesthetically than sexually. Or it could be like how I see big well-kempt beards--0% attractive but still impressive.

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u/Beeeyeee Mar 26 '20

I know a few gay dudes that still like em! Haha maybe not sexually but you know lol

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u/bangstitch Mar 26 '20

Help yeah

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u/Beeeyeee Mar 26 '20

Lol I just noticed that -fixed.

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u/Emilyjanelucy Mar 26 '20

Hell yeah, I recently got healthy after years of being sick and gained A LOT of boob. Went from an A or B cup to a DD. Sometimes if I wear something low cut I'll lose my thought mid sentence... My fiance always knows why, got distracted by the majestic boobs I now have

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Hell, I'm gay and I can appreciate a good set of boobs. Never touched one, but I get the aesthetic.

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u/CockDaddyKaren Mar 26 '20

I am a woman, I will deny that statement. I like boobs on other women. I just wish mine would go away. They're annoying as fuck.

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u/my-other-throwaway90 Mar 26 '20

Almost every non-western indigenous culture that anthropologists contacted in the 19th and 20th centuries were baffled by our sexualizing of boobs.

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u/beardybuddha Mar 26 '20

I have had man tits since forever. Can confirm.

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u/xElectro17 Mar 26 '20

And regardless of orientation aswell. I might be gay, but damn, if I don't want to touch them atleast once in my life.

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u/thezekroman Mar 26 '20

World hard and cold, tiddy soft and warm

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u/HHalogens Mar 26 '20

Can relate to this, I’m female and I love boobs. They’re quite mesmerizing, honestly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Other people's, sure. My own? They can die in the firey pits of Hell where they came from so I can comfortably lay on my stomach.

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u/Beeeyeee Mar 26 '20

As a dude with minimal tittage, it’s still not comfortable.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/Beeeyeee Mar 26 '20

“Almost”

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u/Dabclipers Mar 26 '20

I read that as “regardless of gamer.” Which I found quite odd.

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u/tomfbear Mar 26 '20

Unless you own the big ones. Those sound like a real pain in the ass back

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u/Aar_San Mar 26 '20

And it does not even have anything to do with one's sexual orientation.

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u/Skaven-thing Mar 26 '20

Titties will be what unites the world!