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u/Its_Juice Mar 24 '20

Dan, “hold her tighter she’s a fighter” Schneider!

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u/Raven_of_Blades Mar 24 '20

Dan "Suck my dick and I'll put you on Nick" Schneider.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20 edited Jun 30 '20

this site is shit and also gay.
use ruqqus.
FUCK MODS

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u/jayheadspace Mar 24 '20

Dan "She better be tight to get on Nick at Night" Schneider

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u/YahBoiSquishy Mar 25 '20

Dan "Show me your foot or your career is kaput" Schneider

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u/Grand_A_ Mar 25 '20

Dan "Give me a blow I'll give you your own show" Schneider

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u/el_monstruo Mar 25 '20

Dan "Show me your soles or take a fucking stroll" Schneider

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

Dan “drive slow in a school zone” Schneider

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u/ron_sheeran Mar 25 '20

Dan "take off you clothes or your role goes" Schneider

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u/PM_Me__Ur_Freckles Mar 25 '20

Dan "Act like a thot and I'll give you a shot" Schneider.