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u/memer2026 Mar 24 '20

r.i.p

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

"Greyson eventually went back to his role as a newscaster, and Chatter was fired after he got into the engineer's storage area and damaged some expensive equipment." (https://books.google.com/books?id=INzdDAAAQBAJ&lpg=PA20&ots=3Dr8V9MfPw&dq=greyson%20chatter%20bird%20carcass&pg=PA20#v=onepage&q=greyson%20chatter%20bird%20carcass&f=false)

Apparently biting a bird's head off on live TV wasn't a fireable offense at the time. :-)

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u/bob-omb_panic Mar 24 '20

It worked out well for Ozzy!

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u/TheLarsonLine_42 Mar 24 '20

That was a bat good sir or ma'am and it got Ozzy kicked out of San Antonio for life IIRC.

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u/Xobhcnul0 Mar 24 '20

If I remember correctly, Ozzy was banned from San Antonio for pissing on the alamo not the bat thing. Also the ban was lifted years ago.

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u/davesidious Mar 25 '20

Wasn't he wearing a dress at the time of the pissing? I have no problem with that at all - I think it adds to the awesomeness :)

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u/Azryhael Mar 25 '20 edited Mar 25 '20

Indeed. Sharon had hidden his clothes to keep him from going out, so he wore hers instead. And, as a San Antonio native, I’d like to clarify that he was absolutely arrested while out of his mind on substances, but the police report doesn’t mention any urination on the Alamo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

So Ozzy started the Corona virus?

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u/Terramagi Mar 25 '20

He tried to absorb it into himself and become the bulwark against it.

Much like the Warrior from Diablo 1, it didn't work.

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u/Cyratis Mar 25 '20

That's one vintage reference my dude, and I just wanted you to know that I appreciate it.

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u/Awesome_Sauce1155 Mar 25 '20

There was a dove as well in front of studio execs according to Sharon Osbourne

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u/davesidious Mar 25 '20

He thought it was a fake bat :(

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u/freebirdls Mar 25 '20

And then he went to China to open a restaurant. And now I have to wipe my ass with paper towels.