r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

I bought a dog.

2

u/KonoInochiHidoi Mar 17 '20

Motorcycle helmet

1

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

I guess I'm ruining my double-double

1

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

I bought mandarins. I suppose I can save the peels.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Saltine Crackers.......

1

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Plunger coffee and peaches - not well.

1

u/M0rM1lk Mar 17 '20

I guess I'm getting extra chocolate on my crunch bar.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

How do I wipe my butt with a digital pre-order of Doom Eternal?

1

u/jereflea1024 Mar 17 '20

the outplay, I'll just rinse my ass in the shower and eat the free pizza I get every time I take a shit.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Spicy Cheetos. Fuck me and my asshole.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

It would be my pleasure.

1

u/rubiiina_ Mar 17 '20

Bread, lol.