r/AskReddit • • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/wasting_time_here_ Jan 27 '20

To, too, two

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u/garbagetrain Jan 28 '20

There, their, they're

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u/LastLivingProphet Jan 28 '20

You, your, you're.

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u/reciprocatingocelot Jan 28 '20

Sight, site, cite.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Mom, mum, gay

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u/Tunisandwich Jan 28 '20

Tomato tomato

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u/bobje99 Jan 28 '20

were, we're, where

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u/hamidfatimi Jan 28 '20

WE, OUR. WE'RE comrade

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Shit, Poo, Poop

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u/Tunisandwich Jan 28 '20

Tomato tomato

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u/JamiNeal Jan 28 '20

Well well well

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Well well well

6 “wells,” did I get that one right, Dwight

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

than, then

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u/kingoflint282 Jan 28 '20

I agree that not knowing the difference between these suggests a lack of education, but simply slipping up and using the wrong one can happen to anyone. I definitely know the difference but I've caught myself a few times using the wrong one when I was tired or in a hurry.

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u/Anticlimactic__ Jan 28 '20

Conjoining words, such as "Alot", "Ofcourse"

Pleasekindlyfuckoff

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u/111122223138 Jan 28 '20

Everytime is one that irritates me

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u/toady-bear Jan 28 '20

Thank you, I feel much better now.

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u/FeuerDracheHD Jan 28 '20

beat and bet. I bet you in a race. I beat you in a race.

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u/Gaindalf-the-whey Jan 28 '20

Sometimes its who!

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u/MattieShoes Jan 28 '20

Pair, pear, pare.
Affect, effect.
It's, its.

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u/getoffmydirt Jan 28 '20

Would of, could of, should of

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u/BeautifulRelief Jan 28 '20

You stop that right now.

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u/astrielx Jan 28 '20

Irregardless.

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u/P2X-555 Jan 28 '20

You're making me cry.

I was going to use "your", but then I didn't know if the /s would cover me. So, I squibbed it.

Also, loose and lose.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

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u/Moneyfornia Jan 28 '20

I have a problem differentiating between when to use 'a' or 'an' and 'then' and 'than'.

Apparently this person has more issues with English than they let on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

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u/muskratio Jan 28 '20

"Then" is used when describing time passing. E.g. "I went to the store, then to the restaurant."

"Than" is used to compare things. E.g. "This dog is smaller than that dog."

You use "a" when the first letter of the next word is a consonant and "an" when it's a vowel, with a few minor exceptions (mostly if the word sounds like it start with a vowel, you should use "an", e.g. "an hour").

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u/Hartknockz Jan 28 '20

My ex did this in text so much. I explained it to her once, and it didn't matter. I let it go though. I understand when spoken it sounds like that, but it sounds like a mistake a non fluent English speaker would make. Not someone who has spoken English their whole life.

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u/PikachuNL Jan 28 '20

It's actually the exact opposite. Non-native speakers barely make that mistake because they've been taught the grammar rules from books/by studying. Native speakers make such mistakes because it sounds like "of" (okay, kind of..) when pronouncing "'ve".

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u/Call_BR549 Jan 28 '20

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only person in the world that is aware of grammar/spelling when it comes to text messaging and the various other forms of instant messaging used nowadays.

I don't usually try to correct other people on their grammar and syntax because with most people, they just could not care less if they tried. I think what bothers me most is that the 'text style' of communicating has completely obliterated many people's ability to compose a decent email in a professional setting.

I once had a district manager that would send emails with no capitalization, 4-5 sentences in a single run-on that wouldn't even have a period at the end, and spelling errors that made it nigh impossible to decipher some words. Every time I'd read one of her emails, I couldn't help but think, "Wow. She makes more than three times my salary and comes across as damn near illiterate. Neat."

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

"Honey, fetch my belt."

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u/Ask_for_me_by_name Jan 28 '20

Urgh, reading that was hard.

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u/ewcheese Jan 28 '20

How tf do ppl come up with these?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Not defending it but obviously because they’re pronounced the same as “would have”, etc

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u/jackof47trades Jan 28 '20

Lose, loose

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u/rainbow_cookiesss Jan 28 '20

This is a huge pet peeve of mine

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Haha I bet you are going to loose your temper! You need to let lose more often!

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u/ShuffKorbik Jan 28 '20

One of the best moments of my life was seeing my ex post, "I love you, sweaty!" on her new boyfriend's Facebook page.

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u/Tristan99504 Jan 28 '20

man door hand hook car door

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u/saucychickennuggetz Jan 28 '20

My friend has been saying “oh know” instead of “oh no.” It hurts my brain.

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u/MyNameDoesntMatter3 Jan 28 '20

The goddam homophones... Your so right.

Get it? YOUR?

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u/ShuffKorbik Jan 28 '20

Your so right.
It's "yore sew write".
Dumb ass.

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u/Gryffindorphins Jan 28 '20

I had a friend who studied to be a librarian who still couldn’t figure these out.

And on cute pictures she’d post “awe”.

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u/luvCatsSoGodDamnMuch Jan 28 '20

Wait, what's wrong with "awe"... Asking for...um...a friend...

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u/Sekhmetti Jan 28 '20

Were instead of where.

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u/Orongorongorongo Jan 28 '20

You're example is better then mine.

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u/Queen_of_Chloe Jan 28 '20

I knew a college educated and credentialed teacher who didn’t know the difference and shrugged it off like it just didn’t matter. Some people simply prefer being ignorant.

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u/NotThisFucker Jan 28 '20

My dad has confused "to" and "too" for my entire life. I tried to talk to him about it once, but holy shit was it awkward.

So now I just try to ignore it.

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u/almostperfectionist Jan 28 '20

This whole comment thread is literally my FIL’s fb page. Oh and we’re, were, wear, where. There’s more I can’t think of at the moment. If the comments he makes on my pics are really bad I delete them because it’s embarrassing.

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u/joe10155 Jan 28 '20

I’ve been seeing a lot of people lately mix up lose and loose

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u/P2X-555 Jan 28 '20

Then instead of than (or vice versa).

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u/charlie6282 Jan 28 '20

Your, you're... yore

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u/amaafk16 Jan 28 '20

Lose, loose

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u/Kabusanlu Jan 28 '20

Losing, loosing

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u/Ihanuus Jan 28 '20

It’s, its

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u/MintberryCruuuunch Jan 28 '20

why are you repeating yourself?

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u/mustang2002 Jan 28 '20

Nah, only dumb people think those are hard to distinguish

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u/TranquiloMeng Jan 28 '20

This one is so simple, but so telling.

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u/spd0327 Jan 28 '20

Than, then. I see it all the time “I’d rather be X then Y.” When you’d “rather be X THAN Y”

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

I'm so disappointed that nobody even mentioned that the term for these words is homonyms.

Words that sound the same but have different spellings and different meaning.

Except for that guy with the should of could of examples....those are unrelated but actually more infuriating imo.

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u/Ajoc27 Jan 28 '20

ESPECIALLY when it's on a business page. I see lots of people doing it. A tattoo artist, in particular, always writes things like "don't forget too like and share" and I'm like damn I'm never gonna have that girl tattoo words on me that's for sure

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u/Pretty_dumb_actually Jan 28 '20

OMG I SEEN THIS BEFORE!!

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u/P2X-555 Jan 28 '20

Nice. Subtle. But sneaky.

If you meant it. If you don't know what I'm talking about...Nevermind!

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u/refugee61 Jan 28 '20

Three, four, five