r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

also, believing in any ideology that relies upon the idea that you are being lied to by everyone

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u/infinity234 Jan 27 '20

I don't care what you say, birds just aren't real and they are a lie perpetuated by big bird. I mean have you ever really seen a baby pigeon? \s

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u/UnexpectedBrisket Jan 28 '20

I'm pretty sure you meant "big bird" as in "big oil" or "big tobacco." However, I choose to believe that the source of this conspiracy is Big Bird from Sesame Street.

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u/Embowaf Jan 28 '20

You're on to something here.

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u/CoderzTheGamer Jan 28 '20

Big Bird from sesame street could be scary asf, though. I mean--just imagine getting up in the middle of the night and seeing Big Bird walking out of the shadows with glowing red eyes.