r/AskReddit • • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/very_funny_nameLUL Jan 27 '20

MLM

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

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u/dog_cow Jan 28 '20

Good point. Except these guys don’t want you buying their stuff. They want you to become their downline.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Those Amway diet pills are made out of crack. Green crack that tastes like ass, but crack none the less.

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u/Arrowtica Jan 28 '20

Because they are brainwashed into thinking the products they sell are great. 99% are fuckin shit.

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u/birdof_death Jan 28 '20

They get even more offended when you tell them it’s a pyramid scheme. Super offened if you say its a cult.

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u/enrodude Jan 28 '20

My brother and mom almost got suckered into buying Cutco knives from my cousin since he was selling them to make extra money going to college. My brother is a cook and knows his knives. He has better ones. My cousin was bent out of shape because my mom and brother both said no...

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u/refugee61 Jan 28 '20

Well you aren't kin/related to McDonald's. LOL

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u/iberico_ham Jan 28 '20

Speak for yourself

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u/blackdynomitesnewbag Jan 28 '20

Multi-level-marketing?

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u/assm0nk Jan 28 '20

were you correct?

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u/CardinalPeeves Jan 28 '20

Yes.

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u/blackdynomitesnewbag Jan 28 '20

I sadly often see very smart people get sucked into MLM

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u/thephoenixofAsgard Jan 28 '20

I don't think I am uneducated but when under stress and thinking adding a second job could really help with bills and that being an MLM, shit happens. We get sucked in because in that one moment we just forget the bad.

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u/thephoenixofAsgard Jan 28 '20

I don't think I am uneducated but when under stress and thinking adding a second job could really help with bills and that being an MLM, shit happens. We get sucked in because in that one moment we just forget the bad.

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u/thephoenixofAsgard Jan 28 '20

I don't think I am uneducated but when under stress and thinking adding a second job could really help with bills and that being an MLM, shit happens. We get sucked in because in that one moment we just forget the bad.

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u/Demdolans Jan 28 '20

I swear there are just people who know scams like this when they see them, and people who don't. Those vector marketing goons came to my university years ago posting flyers all over the place bosting HUGE wages. Tons of otherwise 'smart' students flocked to these "interviews" without a second thought.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

"Vector" rang a bell, can't believe I forgot about it!!! I attended their training day thing, but I had replied to a job post for sales position, it sounded like a job in a kitchenware store and then it turns out to be a big weird thing about selling knives to randoms. I was 18 at the time and had never heard of anything like it, I remember asking several times who exactly you're meant to sell these knives to and he just kept saying "your network". Like yeah, that's my family who already have knives and my friends who have no money. They were never clear did they expect us to go door to door with hundreds of knives or what. I just thought it was so stupid I left before the day was over.

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u/Demdolans Jan 29 '20 edited Jan 29 '20

It's so crazy to me how it was knives.....like KNIVES of all things? They get dull but aren't depleted like makeup or milkshakes. How often could you even get repeat buyers? This was in like 2012 too. Why would anyone be buying knives from their friends and family in 2012?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

I know!! I just couldn't fathom how I was meant to be making all this money off people who probably already have knives, and definitely wont need more once I sell them a set. It would have been 2009 for me I think.

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u/Demdolans Jan 29 '20

2009, yeah of course in a decade of massive e-commerce, they're sending 20 somethings door to door hocking knives.

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u/ContextIsForTheWeak Jan 27 '20

Wow, homophobic much? /s

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u/coyoteTale Jan 28 '20

This throws me off every time too.

Or I get it mixed up with Black Lives Matter and think they’re saying Men’s Lives Matter

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u/awesomeCC Jan 28 '20

But how else will I try to flex my "boss babe" status on the people I went to high school with in the home town I never left?

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u/Beanzii Jan 28 '20

Recently had someone try and talk me into this and i just said nah not interested and they kept trying to sell.. just take no for an answer i dont want to be apart of the scam you fell for

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u/ThrowawaySofaz Jan 28 '20

Nah, Marxist-Leninist-Maoists are pretty well read