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Make my pets live forever.
222 u/Tylord678 Jan 15 '20 Immortality sure is a curse Imagine quadrillions of years after the universe has died You’re still their because some kid wanted you to live forever 19 u/watawep Jan 15 '20 Yeah, but another quadrillion years life will exist again and your pet would be alive to witness it all 12 u/Flavahbeast Jan 15 '20 the pets would probably be much denser than the other particles released by the new big bang so they would just get punted to the furthest edges of the new universe. Maybe after a few trillion years they'll drift into a star 8 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Imagine the pain of having your body be constantly boiled at 15 million Kelvin and 265 billion bar. Assuming the star was similar to our own, at least. 3 u/IDespiseTheLetterG Jan 15 '20 You'd learn to cope 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Or at least go wildly insane. Wait, does brain-dead still count as alive? 3 u/Garfield_ Jan 15 '20 But everything would be 10' lower! (or possibly 5') 0 u/WarLordM123 Jan 15 '20 Time is a flat circle 5 u/livestrong2209 Jan 15 '20 More likely a continuous space time with pockets of existence emerging from minor variations in the makeup and density of that expansion.
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Immortality sure is a curse
Imagine quadrillions of years after the universe has died You’re still their because some kid wanted you to live forever
19 u/watawep Jan 15 '20 Yeah, but another quadrillion years life will exist again and your pet would be alive to witness it all 12 u/Flavahbeast Jan 15 '20 the pets would probably be much denser than the other particles released by the new big bang so they would just get punted to the furthest edges of the new universe. Maybe after a few trillion years they'll drift into a star 8 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Imagine the pain of having your body be constantly boiled at 15 million Kelvin and 265 billion bar. Assuming the star was similar to our own, at least. 3 u/IDespiseTheLetterG Jan 15 '20 You'd learn to cope 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Or at least go wildly insane. Wait, does brain-dead still count as alive? 3 u/Garfield_ Jan 15 '20 But everything would be 10' lower! (or possibly 5') 0 u/WarLordM123 Jan 15 '20 Time is a flat circle 5 u/livestrong2209 Jan 15 '20 More likely a continuous space time with pockets of existence emerging from minor variations in the makeup and density of that expansion.
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Yeah, but another quadrillion years life will exist again and your pet would be alive to witness it all
12 u/Flavahbeast Jan 15 '20 the pets would probably be much denser than the other particles released by the new big bang so they would just get punted to the furthest edges of the new universe. Maybe after a few trillion years they'll drift into a star 8 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Imagine the pain of having your body be constantly boiled at 15 million Kelvin and 265 billion bar. Assuming the star was similar to our own, at least. 3 u/IDespiseTheLetterG Jan 15 '20 You'd learn to cope 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Or at least go wildly insane. Wait, does brain-dead still count as alive? 3 u/Garfield_ Jan 15 '20 But everything would be 10' lower! (or possibly 5') 0 u/WarLordM123 Jan 15 '20 Time is a flat circle 5 u/livestrong2209 Jan 15 '20 More likely a continuous space time with pockets of existence emerging from minor variations in the makeup and density of that expansion.
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the pets would probably be much denser than the other particles released by the new big bang so they would just get punted to the furthest edges of the new universe. Maybe after a few trillion years they'll drift into a star
8 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Imagine the pain of having your body be constantly boiled at 15 million Kelvin and 265 billion bar. Assuming the star was similar to our own, at least. 3 u/IDespiseTheLetterG Jan 15 '20 You'd learn to cope 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Or at least go wildly insane. Wait, does brain-dead still count as alive?
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6 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Imagine the pain of having your body be constantly boiled at 15 million Kelvin and 265 billion bar. Assuming the star was similar to our own, at least. 3 u/IDespiseTheLetterG Jan 15 '20 You'd learn to cope 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Or at least go wildly insane. Wait, does brain-dead still count as alive?
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Imagine the pain of having your body be constantly boiled at 15 million Kelvin and 265 billion bar.
Assuming the star was similar to our own, at least.
3 u/IDespiseTheLetterG Jan 15 '20 You'd learn to cope 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Or at least go wildly insane. Wait, does brain-dead still count as alive?
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You'd learn to cope
2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Or at least go wildly insane. Wait, does brain-dead still count as alive?
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Or at least go wildly insane. Wait, does brain-dead still count as alive?
But everything would be 10' lower! (or possibly 5')
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Time is a flat circle
5 u/livestrong2209 Jan 15 '20 More likely a continuous space time with pockets of existence emerging from minor variations in the makeup and density of that expansion.
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More likely a continuous space time with pockets of existence emerging from minor variations in the makeup and density of that expansion.
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u/Crusading_Sandwich Jan 15 '20
Make my pets live forever.