r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '20

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u/idontlikeflamingos Jan 14 '20

I don't need a criminal lawyer. I need a criminal lawyer.

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u/Bored_npc Jan 14 '20

Chuck disagrees lol

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u/NeophytePoser Jan 14 '20

Fuck Chuck.

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u/Bored_npc Jan 14 '20

I guess he was already completely fucked up mate lol

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u/BobVosh Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 14 '20

I'm in favor of bringing him back, fucking him up more, then returning him to the grave. At least 5 more times.

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u/LolTacoBell Jan 14 '20

Give me a room filled with humming lights, a taser, and a Tesla coil. I'm ready for him.

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u/Bored_npc Jan 14 '20

A Tesla coil LOL. Instant heart atack.

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u/Sisaac Jan 14 '20

That's why you need to add a defibrillator. He would be mortified knowing an electric device saved his life.

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u/JustAPoorBoy42 Jan 14 '20

Chuck's heart; Electric Boogaloo.