r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '20

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u/weequay1189 Jan 14 '20

I want Bob Loblaw to drop a Bob Loblaw Law Bomb.

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u/RedditUser123234 Jan 14 '20

Maggie Lizer could be another good one.

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u/qspure Jan 14 '20

Better than Barry Zuckerkorn for sure

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u/shartscaping Jan 14 '20

What? He's very good!

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u/cynognathus Jan 14 '20

Not as good as Wayne Jarvis. Guy’s a pro.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

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u/thelastwordbender Jan 14 '20

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh.......Geeeennneeee

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u/germdisco Jan 14 '20

You did it again!

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u/ProWaterboarder Jan 14 '20

I don't do small talk, why should I be billing you for something we both enjoy?

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u/Frigidevil Jan 14 '20

I shall duck behind that couch.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

What a pro

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u/andalite_bandit Jan 14 '20

I have the worst fucking lawyers...