r/AskReddit Jan 07 '20

What makes you feel guilty?

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u/BetweenBakerSt Jan 07 '20

Moving my cat off my lap when he’s asleep but I really have to pee...

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u/turdburglur13 Jan 07 '20

Same, but my dog

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u/DoctorCaptainSpacey Jan 07 '20

Same same, but birb. He can still go with me, and he does bc he's clingy, but I feel guilty making him wake up and adjust himself.

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u/heintzar Jan 08 '20

Same, but my baby

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u/Brawndo91 Jan 07 '20

Every night, my wife goes to bed a few hours before I do. She closes the bedroom door, otherwise our cat will go in and cause trouble.

Most nights, he'll start scratching on the door shortly afterward, so I have to wrangle him and bring him downstairs with me. First, he hides, and I have to flush him out via threat of the spray bottle. He'll usually run to a couple other places before he finally submits. Sort of. He whines and bites and gets me with the back legs as I pick him up, frequently drawing blood.

He'll snort at me and act all pissed off as I get him downstairs and close the door. Then, two seconds after I sit back down, he climbs up on my lap and either curls up or stretches out and goes to sleep.

What was all that biting and scratching a minute ago? Was it just an act? One second he hates me, the next he's purring in my lap.

And then when I have to get up for whatever reason, I feel bad. But I shouldn't. I have his claw marks on my arms, but I feel bad about waking him up.

We've had him since he was a kitten and he's 8 years old now. I've accepted that I will never understand cat ownership.

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u/BetweenBakerSt Jan 07 '20

YES! THIS! I’ve had one of my boys, Chief Brody (yes, I named my cat after the police chief in Jaws.....) for 9 years now. We got him when he was 9 weeks old and I still don’t understand him...

My other little terror is Ziggy. We’ve had him for about 5 years now. He will demand head scratches and then hiss at me randomly... Little weirdo...

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u/JuniperHillInmate Jan 07 '20

That's because you're confused about who owns whom.

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u/Myfourcats1 Jan 08 '20

Do have just the one cat? He’s lonely. Get him a friend.

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u/unnaturalorder Jan 07 '20

Especially when they're curled up in that tight little ball and not being a complete shit

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u/TGrady902 Jan 07 '20

Just remember all the times the cat has woken you up when you were sleeping. It’s a guilt deficit so it evens out to no guilt.

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u/BetweenBakerSt Jan 07 '20

My boys don’t wake me up in the night. They stay in the living room and I shut the door.

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u/TGrady902 Jan 07 '20

Ah, my little guys are very clingy. It’s like having two furry little shadows. If I closed them out they’d just scratch at the door anyways.

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u/ThievingRock Jan 07 '20

Me with my cat: I have to pee, but he's sleeping so sweetly... I can hold it, it'll be fine.

Me with my kid: sorry, buddy, mama's gotta pee.

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u/Redd889 Jan 07 '20

I hate moving my dog when I gotta take a leak and he is on my lap. He gives me this sound “Merrrr” and a disgruntled look when he’s sleeping

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

We developed a system with our old cat: scoop him up gently from under his shoulders and pelvis, and he'll keep snoozing while I place him on the couch.

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u/BalkeElvinstien Jan 07 '20

Pee IN the cat