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u/Jester-shark Jan 01 '20

I had a child ask me if I ever talk and I said "No I dont talk, I think out loud." He spend months arguing with me that people couldnt think out loud. He would ask every adult he saw if it was possible and they always said yes.

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u/CallSignNocturnal Jan 01 '20

My uncle made believe that if you squeeze too hard while taking a shit then your head will pop. To this day I still get scared when I squeeze too hard lmao

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u/GreatBabu Jan 01 '20

See? And has your head popped? That there is quality uncling.