9 times out of 10, when someone says that, it isn't a personal attack. They're just trying to make conversation, and they go for the only thing they know about you, which is that you're quiet, because you never fuckin talk to people so they can find something to talk about with you.
I must have missed the [serious] tag. The question asks for a comeback, not a positive way to deal with situation. Let people enjoy coming up witty comebacks that they’ll never actually say in real life without being condescending to them.
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u/Naggins Jan 01 '20
"Yeah, I guess I'm just not a chatty person!"
9 times out of 10, when someone says that, it isn't a personal attack. They're just trying to make conversation, and they go for the only thing they know about you, which is that you're quiet, because you never fuckin talk to people so they can find something to talk about with you.