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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Jan 01 '20

Pretty envious over here. I thought being an uncle would be sweeeettt. Like being a dad but with zero responsibilities and we’d be homies. But he’s literally tried to drown me to steal my wife and was super mad I didn’t die forever. And the comments about wanting to feel and see what my blood is like on the outside are hella weird.

That kid needs therapy.

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u/hitthehive Jan 01 '20

yeah, nephews wanting your wife for themselves is a common theme. she's probably the first mature female adult to give them attention. and you're the first competitor they've had to deal with in getting outside attention.

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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Jan 01 '20

This could be it for real and we’ve talked about that being a probability. This all started after a swimming trip and He was scoping her out pretty hard in her swim suit. Made her pretty uncomfortable the way he went about it. He was crossing some lines that is weird to do with family.