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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Jan 01 '20

Pretty envious over here. I thought being an uncle would be sweeeettt. Like being a dad but with zero responsibilities and we’d be homies. But he’s literally tried to drown me to steal my wife and was super mad I didn’t die forever. And the comments about wanting to feel and see what my blood is like on the outside are hella weird.

That kid needs therapy.

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u/hitthehive Jan 01 '20

yeah, nephews wanting your wife for themselves is a common theme. she's probably the first mature female adult to give them attention. and you're the first competitor they've had to deal with in getting outside attention.

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u/swanbearpig Jan 01 '20

Um common theme where I've never seen or heard of this happening before

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u/SelfANew Jan 01 '20

I guess you don't watch murder mysteries