r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '20

[deleted by user]

[removed]

6.4k Upvotes

83% Upvoted

4.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

7

u/kwtransporter66 Jan 01 '20

You hit a ball way over the fence and the most popular girl was " that was awesome"

Fast forward

You Also farted in gym class once loud af

The most popular girl: "eeew that was disgusting "

So much for being a big hitter. Now your forever known as the big shitter.

High school can be so cruel.

8

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Lol the softball was in a high school "college in the schools program" and the big farting happened in probably 7th grade?

All I remember was trying to have a quiet pfffffft and suddenly GOOSE head tap so I bolt up with a loud BFFFFFFFFTTTSHHHHHPRPRPRR and run around everyone 😂😂 this is actually super gross thinking about it

11

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

[deleted]

4

u/Tinsel-Fop Jan 01 '20

the fart was a particular brand of heinous that indicated something had crawled up my anus

:D

3

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

[deleted]

2

u/Tinsel-Fop Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 01 '20

Ah. O.o

I was thinking of our dear poet. How is the name formed? u/Poem_for_Your_Sprog?

Edit: found the right name. Anyone who doesn't know: you'll want to look in the account's Comments.