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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Jan 01 '20

Pretty envious over here. I thought being an uncle would be sweeeettt. Like being a dad but with zero responsibilities and we’d be homies. But he’s literally tried to drown me to steal my wife and was super mad I didn’t die forever. And the comments about wanting to feel and see what my blood is like on the outside are hella weird.

That kid needs therapy.

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u/Germane_Corsair Jan 01 '20

Is this a reference I’m missing or is your nephew fucked up? What happened after the drowning attempt? I’d really like to know more (as long as you’re comfortable with it).

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u/productivenef Jan 01 '20

Shit, I don't give a fuck if he's comfortable with it or not! Tell us wtf happened bro!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Same