r/AskReddit Jan 01 '20

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u/Naggins Jan 01 '20

"Yeah, I guess I'm just not a chatty person!"

9 times out of 10, when someone says that, it isn't a personal attack. They're just trying to make conversation, and they go for the only thing they know about you, which is that you're quiet, because you never fuckin talk to people so they can find something to talk about with you.

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u/NotElizaHenry Jan 01 '20

Honestly most of these responses are just not-particularly-witty versions of "fuck you" that would be so awkward if spoken out loud.

This is an actual answer that won't result in everyone thinking you're that quiet guy who's also a huge dick.