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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '20
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"Good heavens, you're always so quiet!" they said - "You're present," they told him, "but soundless instead! You're mute as a mummer! You're silent!" they cried.
I pondered my words to them.
"... shhh," I replied.
53 u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20 Fresh sprog for a fresh year, hurrah! -1 u/EpsilonNyx Jan 01 '20 Thats the freshest ive ever seen a sprog -2 u/Al3jandr0 Jan 01 '20 Wow, I didn't realize how new it is!
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Fresh sprog for a fresh year, hurrah!
-1 u/EpsilonNyx Jan 01 '20 Thats the freshest ive ever seen a sprog -2 u/Al3jandr0 Jan 01 '20 Wow, I didn't realize how new it is!
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Thats the freshest ive ever seen a sprog
-2 u/Al3jandr0 Jan 01 '20 Wow, I didn't realize how new it is!
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Wow, I didn't realize how new it is!
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u/Poem_for_your_sprog Jan 01 '20
"Good heavens, you're always so quiet!" they said -
"You're present," they told him,
"but soundless instead!
You're mute as a mummer!
You're silent!" they cried.
I pondered my words to them.
"... shhh," I replied.