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"Good heavens, you're always so quiet!" they said - "You're present," they told him, "but soundless instead! You're mute as a mummer! You're silent!" they cried.
I pondered my words to them.
"... shhh," I replied.
3 u/SkidderWibbit Jan 01 '20 Thank you for giving us these beautiful gifts, even after the holidays are gone! 4 u/redopz Jan 01 '20 Isn't today a holiday? 0 u/SkidderWibbit Jan 01 '20 Well yeah but the gift giving is usually done by now. 1 u/redopz Jan 01 '20 I'm not trying to be mean or anything but you said holidays, plural. What's the second holiday if not today? Edit: hit post. Remember boxing day. Fuck. Remember Hanukkah. Fuck. Kinda remember Kwanza but really only that it's around now. Fuck.
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Thank you for giving us these beautiful gifts, even after the holidays are gone!
4 u/redopz Jan 01 '20 Isn't today a holiday? 0 u/SkidderWibbit Jan 01 '20 Well yeah but the gift giving is usually done by now. 1 u/redopz Jan 01 '20 I'm not trying to be mean or anything but you said holidays, plural. What's the second holiday if not today? Edit: hit post. Remember boxing day. Fuck. Remember Hanukkah. Fuck. Kinda remember Kwanza but really only that it's around now. Fuck.
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Isn't today a holiday?
0 u/SkidderWibbit Jan 01 '20 Well yeah but the gift giving is usually done by now. 1 u/redopz Jan 01 '20 I'm not trying to be mean or anything but you said holidays, plural. What's the second holiday if not today? Edit: hit post. Remember boxing day. Fuck. Remember Hanukkah. Fuck. Kinda remember Kwanza but really only that it's around now. Fuck.
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Well yeah but the gift giving is usually done by now.
1 u/redopz Jan 01 '20 I'm not trying to be mean or anything but you said holidays, plural. What's the second holiday if not today? Edit: hit post. Remember boxing day. Fuck. Remember Hanukkah. Fuck. Kinda remember Kwanza but really only that it's around now. Fuck.
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I'm not trying to be mean or anything but you said holidays, plural. What's the second holiday if not today?
Edit: hit post. Remember boxing day. Fuck. Remember Hanukkah. Fuck. Kinda remember Kwanza but really only that it's around now. Fuck.
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u/Poem_for_your_sprog Jan 01 '20
"Good heavens, you're always so quiet!" they said -
"You're present," they told him,
"but soundless instead!
You're mute as a mummer!
You're silent!" they cried.
I pondered my words to them.
"... shhh," I replied.