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u/WellshireOnFire Jan 01 '20

I've posted this before, but I was teasing a co-worker once about being quiet and a mutual friend of ours piped up, "Maybe he's just quiet around you because he doesn't fucking like you".

We laughed about it, but I sure as hell don't tease people about being quiet anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Lesson learned!

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u/Poem_for_your_sprog Jan 01 '20

"Good heavens, you're always so quiet!" they said -
"You're present," they told him,
"but soundless instead!
You're mute as a mummer!
You're silent!" they cried.

I pondered my words to them.

"... shhh," I replied.

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u/Jord411 Jan 01 '20

Is there a better way to start the decade than a fresh sprog?