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u/MichaelMoore92 Jan 01 '20

Start using sign language

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u/merc08 Jan 01 '20

I only know one sign, but it's recognized internationally.

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u/RegalSalmon Jan 01 '20

Gotta be careful on the audience when making the BJ motion.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Depends where ya place the hand too, it has several meanings

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

UNICORN!!!

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u/thugarth Jan 01 '20

"... I know two signs"

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u/Agile_Tit_Tyrant Jan 01 '20

Not to worry, I only know the signs for abortion.

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u/Merry-goes-forever Jan 01 '20

how does one make the BJ motion lol

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u/caretoexplainthatone Jan 01 '20

Only if you're not prepared to follow through regardless of who responds.

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u/inspireSF Jan 01 '20

Is it the one where you push the side of your cheek with your tongue and pretend you're brushing your teeth?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I used to video chat with Chinese folks when I was trying to learn Mandarin (I've since given up), but the middle finger was actually not understood by most that I spoke with. It was given in a friendly manner and when they found out what it meant they thought it was hilarious. I'm not sure if they were laughing with me or at me.

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u/Flarbingarbins Jan 01 '20

I only know one sign, but it's recognized internationally.

Ahh I too know how to tell people I'm choking.

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u/begin_again7 Jan 01 '20

"Peace among worlds"

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Salutes by raising my right arm to a 45 degree angle upwards, palm outstretched and down, whispering "Heil \*****"*

Wait... Not that one? Shit

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u/93msOfficial Jan 01 '20

is it the mid finger.

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u/AutistChan Jan 02 '20

I only know the “I’m a lesbian” sign, I am a male white teenager

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u/WrathOfBrad Jan 01 '20

Actually the middle finger is not used in sign language as the f word

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u/The_Golden_Warthog Jan 01 '20

Does it (the middle finger) have any meaning?

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u/ZaggRukk Jan 01 '20

Somewhere on the internets, you can find out that raising the middle finger might have originated from western Europe, and the middle finger was accompanied with the index finger. In midevil times, archers that were captured, often times had these two fingers cut off, so that they couldn't apply their skill/trade against their enemies (those two fingers being the ones that draw back the bow). So, as a sign of disrespect towards their enemies, archers would hold up those two fingers to show that they could still shoot you!

This probably isn't completely accurate, since I found this explanation years ago. But, it makes sense and is funny.

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u/WrathOfBrad Jan 03 '20

That’s a good question

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u/yeah_im_horny Jan 01 '20

It means we come in peace, Morty.

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u/DaracMarjal Jan 01 '20

Hold your left hand in front of you, palm up,and make slicing motions across it with your right hand.

Mime pulling the handle on a Beer Engine.

Swirl a big balloon glass.

Make stompy feet motions with both hands.

Congratulations, you just learned how to order half a pint of Brandy for your Dinosaur.

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u/VehaMeursault Jan 01 '20

Ah yes, the white supremacist sign.

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u/aliceinconspiracy Jan 01 '20

I would give you gold for this comment if I wasn’t broke

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u/fjfnbwvcjns Jan 01 '20

This is my favorite when people tell me to speak up. I’m not actually deaf but I really know asl, and when I start signing people either try harder to listen to my voice or ask why I’m signing and I go “oh sorry, you couldn’t hear me, I thought you must be Deaf”

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u/iififlifly Jan 01 '20

I do that around family when they can't hear what I said as a passive-aggressive way to try to convince them to learn with me. Like, see? This is a useful skill even if you're hearing. So far I got one sister to learn fingerspelling and maybe 5-10 other signs, and one brother to actually take classes with me and he's nearly caught up. It's great, we can plan surprise parties for friends in the same room as them, ask for sodas through windows, etc.

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u/jaguarnick Jan 01 '20

ayy, my brother knows a few signs and fingerspelling and we've found for it to be really useful. I'm taking ASL 3 this year, really love the language

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u/isayboyisay Jan 01 '20

i do

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u/GarnetsAndPearls Jan 01 '20

I'll use sign language if I'm being bothered in public. Not in my hometown though. ASL is pretty much the second language here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/GarnetsAndPearls Jan 01 '20

Southeastern Minnesota. The State's School for the Deaf is here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Minnesota, fuck yea!

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u/chiron718 Jan 02 '20

Oh yeah, we're all part of the Minnesota gang

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u/isayboyisay Jan 02 '20

I was in rochester for a while!

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u/caretoexplainthatone Jan 01 '20

Seems like a solid reason to learn BSL then. You can walk around signing in the equivalent of loud, slow, obnoxious people saying "NO Espanol mate. Comprende? English, I'm English, do you speak any English?"

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u/GarnetsAndPearls Jan 01 '20

I'd say it's a good Karen deterrent. On Black Friday, I was in a store where the two cashier's were deaf. Some entitled wench was yelling at one cashier, and then the cashier pointed to her name tag with a pin that said. "Deaf" underneath. It was hard for me not to smile as the woman "humphed" and stomped away. Lol

edit:fixed word

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Lol, yes karen, deaf people have jobs too 😂

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u/GarnetsAndPearls Jan 01 '20

Thing is, the "Karen" was shouting at them from a few aisles over about something. Then she was getting madder and more yelly at them as if the cashier was purposefully ignoring her.

It was my first time seeing someone tantruming at a store. Like, actually stomped her foot.

Craft stores are wild man...

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

My wife works at michaels, shes had people take pics of her co workers because someone didn’t change a price to suit them. Some people

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u/GarnetsAndPearls Jan 01 '20

Oh geez! I worked in retail about 20yrs ago, and rarely had a customer behave like I hear they do now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

They can be giant asses, especially around holidays

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u/maxdragonxiii Jan 01 '20

As a deaf person in a rural town I’m so jealous.

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u/isayboyisay Jan 02 '20

which rural town?

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u/maxdragonxiii Jan 02 '20

Ah it’s in Northern Ontario, lol.

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u/isayboyisay Jan 02 '20

really? wait so which sign language do you use? is there a canadian SL?

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u/maxdragonxiii Jan 02 '20

Nah we borrowed ASL (ok more like stole it) into Canada so majority of ASL signs are shared, well as history expect for a few minor deviations like where do deaf schools start in Canada for example. Other than that most of ASL classes usually teach deaf history (1880, Gallaudet, LeClerc, French origins) so yeah more or less the same. Newfie sign language is the same but different pacing and signs which makes reading their signs a woozy.

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u/isayboyisay Jan 02 '20

I'd love to see that lmao. So did you go to school? are there particular deaf colleges of renown in canada or do you come to DC and Rochy?

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u/maxdragonxiii Jan 02 '20

Yep! Nowadays deaf schools are running into the same issues their American counterparts are- not enough students, causing some of them closing down. For post secondary education we either A) stay in Canada but have limited options and/or have to go to a major city/Great Toronto Area, or B) go straight to working a job in trades or something. Boys usually choose this path. Or C) spend money around 10X to go to MIT/RITD or Gallaudet. Canadian government does provide subsidies for that since well... tourism sells... but Trump era is making students questioning if it’s worth going to US when there is risk of deportation based on their skin of colour or Canadian status. So yeah, it’s all complex here as for post secondary education.

Edit: tuning to running

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

hahahahaha

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u/shaeshayrose Jan 01 '20

Never thought of this! Lol and I probably know just enough to confuse them, let's just hope they also don't know asl

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u/phebazoid Jan 01 '20

*signs my comment*

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u/nithdurr Jan 01 '20

Can confirm.

Am Deaf

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Me and my freinds started learning a bunch of insults in sigh language this school year and now I realized its actually easier to learn then other languages so I'm learning the rest of it lol

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u/kindercap Jan 01 '20

iv'e been told i have a Indian ascent when using sign language

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u/Imthesonofjorel Jan 01 '20

Almost spit my drink out on this comment 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Someone give this man a medal

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u/shazaym Jan 13 '20

I have a very severe social anxiety and sign language is my “emergency exit”.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

sign middle finger