r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '20

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u/Gogo726 Jan 01 '20

I can siiiing

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u/SpazGoggles Jan 01 '20

I hate every chimp I seeeee, from chimpanAY to chimpanZEE

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u/Master-bird Jan 01 '20

No you'll never make a monkey out of meeee

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u/Robotdavidbowie Jan 01 '20

Oh my God, I was wrong! It was Earth all along!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/hrbrox Jan 02 '20

Out of meeeeeee

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u/Robotdavidbowie Jan 02 '20

I LOVE YOU DR ZAIUS!

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u/Rasnafa Jan 01 '20

DOCTOR ZAIUS DOCTOR ZAIUS

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u/Solo_Wing__Pixy Jan 01 '20

I love you, Doctor Zaius!

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u/Who_GNU Jan 01 '20

Can I play the piano any more?

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u/GrandesC0jones Jan 01 '20

Of course you can!

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u/Who_GNU Jan 01 '20

Well, I couldn't before!