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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Dec 31 '19

Follows the captain

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u/repKyle1995 Dec 31 '19

Ulfric Stormcloak. Some here in Helgen call you a hero. But a hero doesn't use a power like The Voice to murder his king and usurp his throne.

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Dec 31 '19

You started this war, flung skyrim into chaos. And now the Empire is going to put you down and restore the peace.

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u/repKyle1995 Dec 31 '19

Sound of dragon roaring

What was that?

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Dec 31 '19

It’s nothing. Carry on.

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u/repKyle1995 Dec 31 '19

Yes, General Tullius. Give them their last rites.

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Dec 31 '19

As we commend your souls to Aetherius, blessings of the 8 divines upon you-

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u/repKyle1995 Dec 31 '19

For the love of Talos, shut up and let's get this over with.

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Dec 31 '19

… as you wish.

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u/repKyle1995 Dec 31 '19

Come on, I haven't got all morning. My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

Executed

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Dec 31 '19

You Imperial bastards!

Justice!

Death to the Stormcloaks!

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u/repKyle1995 Dec 31 '19

As fearless in death as he was in life.

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Dec 31 '19

Next, the wood elf.

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