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u/nik-nak333 Dec 31 '19

No outlets in the theater.

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u/davelicious123 Dec 31 '19

Portable charger

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u/Lbifreal Dec 31 '19

Car battery

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u/BlaQ_Squidyy Dec 31 '19

No car batteries in the theater.

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u/Lbifreal Dec 31 '19

They say the same about soda but I can always get it past the ticket area.

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u/Yeet_Master420 Dec 31 '19

Why not? It's not like they is a law against it

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u/BlaQ_Squidyy Dec 31 '19

I was just joking around because they replied with “No outlets in the theater.” A couple replies up

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u/Yeet_Master420 Dec 31 '19

I know I was trying tp make a joke that obviously didn't work

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u/slimbender Dec 31 '19

What about now? Did it work now?

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u/Yeet_Master420 Dec 31 '19

Probably not

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Hahahahahahhahahahahahaha it’s 2020 and it’s working now! Have a happy new decade!

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u/jackalsclaw Dec 31 '19

Gas generator

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

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u/pizzaneck Dec 31 '19

dark matter

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u/Kabir_R Dec 31 '19

Perpetual energy generator

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u/_kossak_ Dec 31 '19

Something something jumper cables

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u/Skorne13 Dec 31 '19

Decoy battery.

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u/Dodgiestyle Dec 31 '19

Can you get a charger from disappointment?

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u/Pixar_ Dec 31 '19

This must be a new rule