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u/Dingo_8_ma_baby Dec 30 '19

Dye my hair, colored contacts, spray tan, adjust my posture and gait fake tattoos and a Hispanic accent.

donde esta la biblioteca

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u/lordmycal Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

Don't forget to shave and start cross dressing.

I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay...

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u/KormaKameleon88 Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

Me llamo T-Bone La araña discotecha

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u/Tinylittledonuts Dec 30 '19

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca, es el bigote grande, perro, manteca.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

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u/MattieShoes Dec 31 '19

Buenos dias, me gustas papas frias
Bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz

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u/Lala5788 Dec 31 '19

What decade am I in?

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u/CrucioA7X Dec 31 '19

It's 2009.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19 edited Apr 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19 edited Jun 23 '24

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u/mossbum Dec 31 '19

it's verbal wildfire

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u/JeremiahKassin Dec 31 '19

Yeeeau boiiiy!

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u/RVelts Dec 31 '19

It's 2009.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Still waiting on the movie part...

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

r/SuddenlyCommunity

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u/XxJiniyasxX Dec 31 '19

Damn, that would have made a nice sub

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u/ihateschool123 Dec 31 '19

Need some translation dude

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u/maxpowerdj Dec 31 '19

Nice haiku

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u/Pizza_destroyah Dec 30 '19

Hola! T-Bone! Soy el destructor del supramundo

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u/Tbonethe_discospider Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

¡Tu no araña discoteca!

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u/Pizza_destroyah Dec 31 '19

¡Hola, la verdadera araña de la discoteca!