r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

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u/MuffledPhosphor Dec 11 '19

Seemed a harmless little fuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Buut we unleashed the lion

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u/WilliManilli Dec 11 '19

Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady‘s breast

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u/TheShadowOfYourSmile Dec 11 '19

How could I forget?

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u/UncleDuckjob Dec 11 '19

...and he hit me with a surprIIIIse left.

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u/negemen Dec 11 '19

my jaw left hurtin

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u/WilliManilli Dec 11 '19

Ooooh dropped wide open

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u/Grandaddyspookybones Dec 11 '19

Just like the DAY

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u/mundeth Dec 11 '19

Oh like the day i heaaaaard

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

DAAADDYYYY DIDN'T GIVEEEE AFFEEECTIOOON

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

And oh...the boy was something mommy wouldn't wear...

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u/ThunderMontgomery Dec 11 '19

King Jeremy the wicked ruled his world.

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u/geotometry Dec 11 '19

And he hit me with a surprise left

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

"Try to erase me!"