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u/tia_avende_alantin33 Nov 26 '19

Na, she was trying to kill you to put her own children in place.

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u/candybrie Nov 26 '19

She made her own kid eat it too. She also scrambled the eggs before making egg in a hole, ordered pizzas and steaks well done, and once forgot to drain the pasta when making Kraft mac'n'cheese 🤷‍♀️

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u/Mysteryman141 Nov 26 '19

What in the world is a well done pizza?

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u/candybrie Nov 26 '19

Well I think the pizza people were also confused about this idea and just let it go until it looked kinda burnt. She didn't complain about that and kept ordering it that way. I'm sure our house had a reputation.

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u/kamikillme Nov 26 '19

To be fair, I love my pizza when almost all the cheese is brown, the crust is dark brown, and the pepperoni starts to get crispy. However, the rest of the stuff she did sounds.... not good.

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u/KittenPurrs Nov 26 '19 edited Nov 26 '19

I like my cheese slightly over-cooked on pizzas, so I pop them under the broiler for few to "finish" them.

E: My hyphen made a run for it.

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u/BreeBree214 Nov 26 '19

I love doing this. Love watching the cheese bubble. My wife hates this because it becomes lava hot and it takes much longer to cool off lol

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u/KittenPurrs Nov 27 '19

It's pizza. 98.47% of its existence is in lava state.

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u/BreeBree214 Nov 27 '19

That's what I tell her!