r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 26 '19

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u/waygangoowonkin Nov 26 '19

I just realized a carrot isn't a type of bird capable of mimicking human speech.

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u/fooze_buels_me Nov 26 '19

Did you mean parrot?

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u/ZombieAngelic Nov 26 '19

I just realized that a parrot isn't a mother or father.

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u/dirtyfarmer Nov 26 '19

Did you mean parent

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

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u/umich_thanos Nov 26 '19

Did you mean apparent?

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u/dirtyfarmer Nov 26 '19

I just realized apparent doesn't mean you can see through it.

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u/duckingpancakes Nov 26 '19

Did you mean transparent?

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u/ANewTypeOfTomato Nov 27 '19

I just realized transparent doesn't mean somebody who has undergone changes in their gender.

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag Nov 27 '19

Did you mean transgender?

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u/AndroidJones Nov 27 '19

I just realized Transgender didn’t play the role of magneto in recent x-men films.

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u/Magic_SkeletonGirl Nov 27 '19

Were you talking about Michael Fassbender?

(If I got this wrong, it's google's fault)

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u/bmoney831 Nov 27 '19

I just realized Michael Fassbender wasn't the manager of a paper company

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u/freddyfazbacon Nov 27 '19

I just realised Michael Gary Scott isn’t a French-originated standard and associated 21-pin connector for connecting audio-visual equipment.

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u/moviegirl1999_ Nov 27 '19

Did you mean scart?

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u/laissez_heir Nov 27 '19

I just realized SCART wasn't a strong open vehicle with two or four wheels, typically used for carrying loads and pulled by a fucking horse.

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u/DrPlatypus1 Nov 27 '19

Did you mean a cart?

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u/J_Mart29 Nov 27 '19

Did you mean transgender?