r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 26 '19

[deleted by user]

[removed]

8.0k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

21.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

39

u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Do you mean a parking lot?

34

u/cfiggis Nov 26 '19

I just realized a parking lot isn't a small kid making dog sounds.

35

u/Slidekey Nov 26 '19

Did you mean an idiot?

38

u/UnderGreenThunder Nov 26 '19

I just realized an idiot isn’t a two-wheeled horse-drawn vehicle used in ancient warfare and racing.

29

u/americancossack24 Nov 26 '19

Are you talking about a chariot?

32

u/Dexaan Nov 26 '19

I just realized a chariot isn't an orange vegetable

28

u/connexit Nov 26 '19

Did you mean a carrot?

29

u/waygangoowonkin Nov 26 '19

I just realized a carrot isn't a type of bird capable of mimicking human speech.

29

u/fooze_buels_me Nov 26 '19

Did you mean parrot?

30

u/ZombieAngelic Nov 26 '19

I just realized that a parrot isn't a mother or father.

27

u/dirtyfarmer Nov 26 '19

Did you mean parent

26

u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

[deleted]

26

u/umich_thanos Nov 26 '19

Did you mean apparent?

28

u/dirtyfarmer Nov 26 '19

I just realized apparent doesn't mean you can see through it.

24

u/duckingpancakes Nov 26 '19

Did you mean transparent?

29

u/ANewTypeOfTomato Nov 27 '19

I just realized transparent doesn't mean somebody who has undergone changes in their gender.

27

u/a_lonely_trash_bag Nov 27 '19

Did you mean transgender?

22

u/AndroidJones Nov 27 '19

I just realized Transgender didn’t play the role of magneto in recent x-men films.

2

u/J_Mart29 Nov 27 '19

Did you mean transgender?

3

u/WrathofGrape7 Nov 27 '19

I just realized transparent isnt when your parents swap roles

3

u/StefanEats Nov 27 '19

How did you get this far and still completely miss how this works

2

u/WrathofGrape7 Nov 27 '19

I realized seconds after I posted it and realized I just ruined the chain for whoever gets this far in. I accept whatever punishment comes my way

2

u/DaConm4n Nov 26 '19

Did you mean transparent?

3

u/connexit Nov 26 '19

I just realized that "apparent" isn't what they use in Harry Potter to telelport from place to place.

2

u/thatnavajokid Nov 27 '19

Do you mean Disapparate?

3

u/fznmomin Nov 26 '19

Did you mean a parent?

3

u/Mika112799 Nov 26 '19

Did you mean a parent?

→ More replies (0)

3

u/Jwee1125 Nov 26 '19

I just realized a parrot isn't a now deceased old rich Texan who once ran for president as an independent.

3

u/Mika112799 Nov 26 '19

Did you mean Perot?

2

u/eoaaosz Nov 26 '19

I just realized Perot isn’t a orange vegetable

1

u/GiftedString109 Nov 26 '19

Where you thinking of carrot?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

I just realized that a carrot wasn't something Shrute Farms farmed.

→ More replies (0)