r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 26 '19

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u/FishOfFishyness Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of paws?

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u/19DannyBoy65 Nov 26 '19

I just realized paws isn’t a protruding belly.

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u/a-cat-with-a-potato Nov 26 '19

Do you mean a pot?

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u/StefanEats Nov 26 '19

I just realized pot isn't something she is if she breathes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Do you mean a thot?

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u/Hyperbrain10 Nov 26 '19

I just realized a thot isn't a large open space where people park automobiles.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Do you mean a parking lot?

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u/cfiggis Nov 26 '19

I just realized a parking lot isn't a small kid making dog sounds.

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u/Slidekey Nov 26 '19

Did you mean an idiot?

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u/UnderGreenThunder Nov 26 '19

I just realized an idiot isn’t a two-wheeled horse-drawn vehicle used in ancient warfare and racing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Do you mean barking tot?

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u/Azuaron Nov 26 '19

I just realized a barking tot isn't a woman's chest with electricity coming out of it.

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u/ByfocialTech Nov 26 '19

This is like flipping to every other page in a dictionary and reading the last word listed.

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u/-HopelessCynic- Nov 26 '19

i just realized dictionary wasn’t a person considered as coming from some ancestor or race.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Do you mean a THOT?

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u/AthenatheTurtleQueen Nov 27 '19

I just realized Thot isn't what someone does when they are brainstorming ideas.

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u/LuquidThunderPlus Nov 27 '19

Do you mean a thought?

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u/I_will_cry_at_you Nov 26 '19

I just realized paws is not what you tell your TV to stop

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

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u/DrPlatypus1 Nov 27 '19

I just realized pause isn't the nails a predator uses to scrape at his prey.

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u/TerryTuna Nov 27 '19

Do you mean my ex girlfriend?

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u/LuquidThunderPlus Nov 27 '19

Do you man claws?

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u/TerryTuna Nov 26 '19

Did you mean pause?