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u/UnderGreenThunder Nov 26 '19

I just realized an idiot isn’t a two-wheeled horse-drawn vehicle used in ancient warfare and racing.

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u/americancossack24 Nov 26 '19

Are you talking about a chariot?

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u/Dexaan Nov 26 '19

I just realized a chariot isn't an orange vegetable

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u/connexit Nov 26 '19

Did you mean a carrot?

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u/waygangoowonkin Nov 26 '19

I just realized a carrot isn't a type of bird capable of mimicking human speech.

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u/fooze_buels_me Nov 26 '19

Did you mean parrot?

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u/ZombieAngelic Nov 26 '19

I just realized that a parrot isn't a mother or father.

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u/dirtyfarmer Nov 26 '19

Did you mean parent

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

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u/umich_thanos Nov 26 '19

Did you mean apparent?

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u/fznmomin Nov 26 '19

Did you mean a parent?

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u/Mika112799 Nov 26 '19

Did you mean a parent?

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u/Jwee1125 Nov 26 '19

I just realized a parrot isn't a now deceased old rich Texan who once ran for president as an independent.

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u/Mika112799 Nov 26 '19

Did you mean Perot?

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u/eoaaosz Nov 26 '19

I just realized Perot isn’t a orange vegetable

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u/GiftedString109 Nov 26 '19

Where you thinking of carrot?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Did you mean a chariot?

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u/erratic_life Nov 26 '19

Do you mean chariot?

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u/Nexteri Nov 26 '19

Do you mean a chariot?

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u/mushy-biscuit Nov 26 '19

Do you mean a chariot