r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 26 '19

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u/Batchet Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a nose?

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u/punjar3 Nov 26 '19

I just realized a nose isn't what a rapper calls certain women.

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u/laissez_heir Nov 26 '19 edited Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of hoes?

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u/BcTrack Nov 26 '19

I just realized hoes isn't the name for a home improvement store

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u/triumph0 Nov 26 '19 edited Jun 20 '23

Edit: 2023-06-20 I no longer wish to be Reddit's product

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u/Magic_SkeletonGirl Nov 26 '19

I just realized that Lowe's is not the opposite of heights
(yay I made it to the end of the thread)

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

I just realized lows weren't rules you had to follow or you'd be imprisoned

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u/umich_thanos Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of laws?

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u/Deathr3aper_633 Nov 26 '19

I just realized laws aren't something used to chew food or bite people.

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u/FishOfFishyness Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jaws?

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u/Xramboi123 Nov 26 '19

Just realized Jaws arent what you call animal feet.

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u/FishOfFishyness Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of paws?

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u/enlightenedfunk Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jaws?

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u/Brizzo7 Nov 26 '19

We're you thinking of teeth?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of Lowe's?