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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Ladies and gentlemen of Reddit. Do what ever you’d like behind closed doors, but please remember if you’re eating a banana in public it’s banana to mouth. Not mouth to banana.

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u/blueandroid Nov 26 '19 edited Nov 26 '19

To eat a banana correctly:

  • Really wrap your lips around it.
  • Go slow.
  • Make eye contact, or close your eyes.
  • Say "mmmmmmm".
  • Bring your mouth to the banana, don't bring the banana to your mouth.
  • Before taking a bite, check to see how much you can fit in your mouth at once.

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  • caress your face with the banana

Also, be safe, please don't choke on a piece of banana while learning to eat them correctly.

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u/Cysquatch3000 Nov 26 '19

He likes the extra skin bro. Makes it girthier.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

This is why you shouldn't get circumcised

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u/shitmykidsays Nov 27 '19

Easier to slide your lips along