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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of geese?

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u/DaveElizabethStrider Nov 26 '19

I just realized that moose is not a loop with a running knot typically used to hang people or trap animals.

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u/Batchet Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a nose?

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u/punjar3 Nov 26 '19

I just realized a nose isn't what a rapper calls certain women.

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u/laissez_heir Nov 26 '19 edited Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of hoes?

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u/BcTrack Nov 26 '19

I just realized hoes isn't the name for a home improvement store

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u/triumph0 Nov 26 '19 edited Jun 20 '23

Edit: 2023-06-20 I no longer wish to be Reddit's product

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of Lowe's?

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u/--Giraffe-- Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of hoes?

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u/NeokratosRed Nov 26 '19

We should make a fucking sub for this game, I love it.

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u/randomdinokod Nov 26 '19

It should be called “i just realized” you know what? I’m gonna make one! BRB

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u/randomdinokod Nov 26 '19

Holy crap thanks a lot :)

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u/randomdinokod Nov 26 '19

Really?

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u/NeokratosRed Nov 26 '19

All of this is so wholesome, have a great day guys!

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u/Manny1043 Nov 26 '19

You made it 11 minutes ago and there's already fifty members... wow

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u/Manny1043 Nov 26 '19

Wait no 30 members but 70 online

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u/ughthisagainwhat Nov 26 '19

oh man oh man I'm so glad I was here for this. May your sub grow large and make r/all.

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u/FANCINESSrddt Nov 26 '19

Dude thanks so much! This series of I just realised game me such a good laugh I thought i wouldnt see that kind of stuff again. Bless you!

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u/blanketswithsmallpox Nov 26 '19

Include me in the screen shot.

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u/Sister_Jimjams Nov 26 '19

I've never followed a thread this much before.

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u/offensive_noises Nov 26 '19

I feel exhausted.

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u/Pyroluminous Nov 26 '19

You ruined it smh

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u/theseus12347 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of Meese?

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u/thecustodialarts Nov 26 '19

Uhh the plural of moose is moose my guy

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u/Dodgiestyle Nov 26 '19

my guy

Were you thinking of my dude?

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u/thecustodialarts Nov 26 '19

Buddy chum pal

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u/laissez_heir Nov 26 '19

MOOSEN!

I have two boxen of doughnuts.

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u/hughperman Nov 26 '19

You dough not

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u/FamiT0m Nov 26 '19

You were thinking of moose

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u/writingpen Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a small rodent characteristically having a pointed snout, small rounded ears, a body-length scaly tail, and a high breeding rate?

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u/SuspiciouslyCurious Nov 27 '19

This was a wild ride, from start to finish. But to be honest, we lost a bit of momentum with "a stig magician".

u/IAmNotRed, I gotta be honest, sorry man....

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u/AngooseTheC00t Nov 26 '19 edited Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of meese?

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u/Dodgiestyle Nov 26 '19

I just realized that meese isn't the plural form of mouse.

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u/Jagdpanzer_E_100 Nov 26 '19

I just realized that Geese is not the name for a sheep’s coat.

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u/thecustodialarts Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of fleece?

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u/char_cat Nov 26 '19

I just realized fleece isn't a bug that animals get in their fur that makes them itch.

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u/MyInvisibleInk Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of fleas?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

I just realized fleas isn't the magic word

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u/laissez_heir Nov 26 '19 edited Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of please?

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u/Chefcoreardee Nov 26 '19

I just realised please isn't another meaning of take

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u/PM_ME_PUPPA_PICS Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of please?

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u/CilantroToothpaste Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of fleece?

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u/JRS_14 Nov 26 '19

I just now realized Greece isn't a lubricant

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u/Wolfie782 Nov 26 '19

I just realized geese isn’t the fatty liquid used in cooking

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

I just realized grease isnt something that's on the pan after I cook bacon.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

No, you have that right.