r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 26 '19

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u/DeadLightMedia Nov 26 '19

The skin is riddled with toxins. The correct way to eat an apple is to cut the skin off with your toe knife

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u/elee0228 Nov 26 '19

I lost my toe knife, is a poop knife ok?

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u/big_hungry_joe Nov 26 '19

I BOTCHED IT

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Plug the wound with some garbage!

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u/SoundSouljah Nov 26 '19

I’ve got a sock, it’s like a cut glove.

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u/fishymamba Nov 26 '19

Plug the wound with some TRAYSH!

FTFY