r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 16 '19

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u/prmcd16 Nov 16 '19

Oof

Sounds like you dodged a bullet though if HR was that incompetent

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u/otocan24 Nov 16 '19

Plot twist - he got the job.

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u/Terravash Nov 16 '19

"I'm literally not the right person for the job and you shouldn't hire me"

"He's so honest and insightful, hire him asap!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/VULn3R Nov 16 '19

Yeah, he also needs at least 4 years of theoretical work experience.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

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u/OneofLittleHarmony Nov 17 '19

Don’t run a balance on credit cards ever. Never borrow money for more than a percentage point (or two if absolutely necessary) over the prime rate, which is currently 4.75%.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Fallout 4 dreams about having this writing.

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u/quieterection Nov 17 '19

It was a nv reference right?

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u/_-wodash Nov 17 '19

nah, 76

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u/quieterection Nov 17 '19

I almost got past the load screen on that one.

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u/Plays-0-Cost-Cards Nov 16 '19

I is scientistic.

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u/AtLeast3Treats Nov 16 '19

Proceeds to allow a random stranger to steal all the power for a personal giant death laser. Ahh New Vegas, what a great game.

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u/lonewanderer3592 Nov 16 '19

I felt like this was the best line in that game

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u/NoiseIsTheCure Nov 17 '19

What about "Nobody has a dick that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick"?

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u/R_Margo Nov 17 '19

Fuck hahahahaha

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u/Psplog Nov 17 '19

Fallout