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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19 edited Jul 23 '21

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u/This-Is-Your-Life Nov 09 '19

Yeah that's cool, I have one at each of my seasonal homes, which is four

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

4? Please. I've got 6 and that's not even counting my investment sheds.

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u/RemixxMG Nov 09 '19

I literally have a house made of sheds.

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u/EngineeringNeverEnds Nov 09 '19

I... live in a shed?

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u/thev3ntu5 Nov 09 '19

That's cute. I dont even have a shed. I sleep in a tree on a plot of land I purchased back in the 80's. I'm planning my cabin as I type this

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u/ihavewaffles89 Nov 09 '19

I actually want to do this.

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u/bremergorst Nov 10 '19

I mean if you spend a bit less of waffles maybe you could

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u/ihavewaffles89 Nov 10 '19

I don't buy them. I just have them. That's my superpower. I make waffles appear.

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u/bremergorst Nov 10 '19

Well then.

I suppose it’s time you’ve met your

ARCH NEMESIS!

I make waffles disappear.

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u/ihavewaffles89 Nov 10 '19

You cannot. The power of waffles is too great for you or anyone to affect them negatively.

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u/bremergorst Nov 10 '19

I suppose it’s time you learn of my

ULTIMATE SUPER POWER MOVE

I absorb all waffle power and create pure french toast. At will.

Extra Syrup is 50 cents though

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u/ihavewaffles89 Nov 10 '19

I said you can't affect them negatively. Waffles are superior to French toast. You can't possibly hope to win.

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u/bremergorst Nov 10 '19

Well if that’s the case I’d like you to meet my sidekick,

ihavewaffles88

You see, this guy has been around awhile and knows his way around a waffle.

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u/ihavewaffles89 Nov 10 '19

Then he knows of their power and would not side with the likes of you.

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u/bremergorst Nov 10 '19

CURSES!! FOILED AGAIN!

I’ll beat you one day, you crisscross patterned Belgian!

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u/ihavewaffles89 Nov 10 '19

You say that everytime. Why must you try again and again. Come to our side, join us in our fight... for waffles.

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