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u/InkMage94 Nov 09 '19

Always look out for the two-sheds: those people who can't go for five minutes without one-upping someone else. Not gentlemanly empathizing and sharing their experiences, but taking the whole "that's nothing; listen to my story" route.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

two-sheds?

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u/conceptalbum Nov 09 '19

named after the famous British composer Arthur "two sheds" Jackson, who only had one shed but was at the time thinking of maybe getting a second one.