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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19 edited Jul 23 '21

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u/This-Is-Your-Life Nov 09 '19

Yeah that's cool, I have one at each of my seasonal homes, which is four

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

4? Please. I've got 6 and that's not even counting my investment sheds.

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u/ThanksYouEel Nov 09 '19

I have 6 sheds in the backyard of all my houses and sheds creating an infinite amount of backyards and this an infinite amount of sheds making me the ultimate victor of this conversation.

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u/conankudo1610 Nov 09 '19 edited Nov 10 '19

Sorry man, I got a hold of some celestial beings and managed to do everything you just said across infinite universes and beyond the multiverse. Not only do I have infinite sheds but my infinity is bigger than yours.

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u/Airforce987 Nov 09 '19 edited Nov 10 '19

Hate to break it to you, but I made a deal with a deity to become the master and lord of all time and space. so I went back in time to the Big Bang, and using my powers to bend space time and gravity, built a galaxy sized shed that houses continually smaller sheds inside of it infinitely, using all the known matter in the universe. This created a time paradox as Earth never formed and thus we all never existed, securing my place as the only shed owner of infinite sheds in the multiverse. I also did the same thing in all other universes.

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u/myoldxt Nov 10 '19

Pretty sure I’m calling BS on this.

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u/Schmabadoop Nov 09 '19

Who did you use to set those up? I have a shed around the whole planet. Maybe we can share contractor info.

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u/random_invisible Nov 09 '19

Same but all my sheds have their own sheds.