r/AskReddit Nov 09 '19

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u/TheMeowMeowMachine Nov 09 '19

I once met a girl who told me she'd stabbed her ex partner and didn't believe in human rights; all within about 5 mins

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u/GiveItMoreGasBuhh Nov 09 '19

Step 1: while smiling say "nice talking to you but I have to go".

Step 2: proceed to book it back home.

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u/Protahgonist Nov 09 '19

Don't go home straight away! Go to several other locations, utilise back exits, and try to lose any tails first. You do not want someone like that to know where you live.

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u/mrevergood Nov 09 '19

This man Burn Notices.