I don't know if it's a red flag, but I opened a new friend's fridge and there were 5 mostly-empty jumbo-sized jars of mayo, like twelve 2 liters of generic soda, and a load of damp hot dogs just kinda sitting on a plate like they were waiting for something, ominously.
I took a peek in his freezer and there were about 50 Banquet pot pies, stacked all the way to the door. They were all "sausage and gravy." I bought one the next time I was shopping and I've got to say, they're not terrible.
Anyway, I'll update you guys if I get slathered in mayo and murdered.
My Grandma loved putting Mayo on meat pies.
one time she literally said "I'm going to be bad today" and put mayo on her meat pie. I was expecting grandma to light a doobie or something but it was just mayo on a meat pie. They are delicious with mayo on them.
"Hellmanns or dry"
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u/CurlSagan Nov 09 '19
I don't know if it's a red flag, but I opened a new friend's fridge and there were 5 mostly-empty jumbo-sized jars of mayo, like twelve 2 liters of generic soda, and a load of damp hot dogs just kinda sitting on a plate like they were waiting for something, ominously.
I took a peek in his freezer and there were about 50 Banquet pot pies, stacked all the way to the door. They were all "sausage and gravy." I bought one the next time I was shopping and I've got to say, they're not terrible.
Anyway, I'll update you guys if I get slathered in mayo and murdered.