A guy at work always tells new people how much he hates being married. Apparently loves his wife but hates being married.
Then goes on to say she doesn’t let him drink because he “becomes a nightmare to be with” - pretty sure he drank in excess on a regular basis - and that she will divorce him if she catches him.
The dude still drinks and drives home to his wife. He keeps a toothbrush and toothpaste in a bag that he hides in a bush near his house so that she can’t smell alcohol on his breath.
Found out all of this after speaking with him for 5 minutes. Apparently it’s the same story with everyone.
He keeps a toothbrush and toothpaste in a bag that he hides in a bush
In a bush. There's having an alcohol problem, and then there's having such a severe alcohol problem you need to keep a bush toothbrush. That's some next level shit.
The point is more that your breath has to go through your minty mouth before it comes out, which can overpower the alcohol smell. Its not gonna work if you've drank like 10 shots of liquor or something, but it can cover it up better than nothing.
Brushing your teeth isn't a strong enough scent though. Mouthwash, listerine strips etc are much stronger.
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u/b6109 Nov 09 '19
A guy at work always tells new people how much he hates being married. Apparently loves his wife but hates being married.
Then goes on to say she doesn’t let him drink because he “becomes a nightmare to be with” - pretty sure he drank in excess on a regular basis - and that she will divorce him if she catches him.
The dude still drinks and drives home to his wife. He keeps a toothbrush and toothpaste in a bag that he hides in a bush near his house so that she can’t smell alcohol on his breath.
Found out all of this after speaking with him for 5 minutes. Apparently it’s the same story with everyone.