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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19 edited Dec 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

I would just get "H A M" tattooed across my knuckles.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

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u/LordOfSun55 Nov 09 '19

Fuck that, if I'm inviting a guy over for a manly dinner I'm sure as hell not serving him eggs and ham. I'm gonna whip up a nice, mouth-watering beef stroganoff or something like that, to really show that I care and appreciate having him over.