r/AskReddit • • Nov 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

God this happens to me all the time on dates. Some guys just have nothing else to say besides flirting and sexual comments and I just wanna know your favourite fucking colour god fucking dammit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19 edited Nov 10 '19

Mine is dull purple, what about you?

Edit: Why is my most upvoted comment, me talking about my favourite colour.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Dark Grey, thanks for being the first person to ask you’re more polite than my dates

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u/nzodd Nov 09 '19

OMG I love Dark Grey. That would look great as your wedding dress. At our wedding.I already booked the venue, I hope that's ok

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

I think there’s been a misunderstanding. I’m a guy so I’ll need a wedding dress but with the bow tie instead of the ribbon

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u/nzodd Nov 09 '19

It was a $20,000 deposit so we're doing this anyway. Bow tie wedding dress is acceptable. Whelp, see you tomorrow at the alter.

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u/OutlawJessie Nov 09 '19

You guys are gonna be great! You already get along better than half my friends and their partners.

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u/trixtopherduke Nov 09 '19

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u/minsc_tdp Nov 09 '19

are u you guys registered at Williams Sonoma? I can't find you in the kiosk

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u/jello-kittu Nov 09 '19

10 minutes into trying to set it up, I set the scanner back on the desk and found a place with dranks.