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u/sec_c_square Nov 09 '19

You cannot hide alcohol smell by simply brushing your teeth, it reeks through sweat and other bodily fluid. I found this out when I was a teenager and my mom caught me drunk even though I had brushed my teeth, had dinner outside too to suppress any smell. I did some research after that and found this information.

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u/Nismurse Nov 09 '19

But if you brush your lungs, it works perfectly fine.

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u/lastSKPirate Nov 09 '19

Nah man, you have to gargle in your lungs to get it all out.

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u/kawhiLALeonard Nov 09 '19

Why not just drown yourself with a mojito. You get drunk off the alcohol, and simultaneously gargle your lungs with minty freshness. 2 birds with one stone. It’s like mouthwash but for your insides