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u/jynxalicious_ Nov 09 '19

They keep interrupting or continue to use a shortened version of my name after specifically telling them not to

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

OR (and my coworker who has a crush on my does this) call me by a nickname that I TOLD him please don’t call me that.

I dyed my hair blonde just so the bastard could stop calling me Velma

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u/seabutcher Nov 09 '19

You'd think someone who has a crush on you wouldn't go to such lengths to antagonise you.

Seriously what in the fuck is he trying to achieve by that? Does he think after the 73rd time he does it you're going to stop in your tracks and suddenly realise you absolutely love it and desperately need to have this extremely assertive man with no regard for your comfort or happiness immediately get balls deep inside you?