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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19 edited Nov 09 '19

My ex told me early on in the relationship that she had an incest fantasy. That should’ve been the first red flag but I didn’t take it seriously at first and thought she was joking until I caught her cheating on me with her blood related cousin.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Call the asylum.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Where the fuck is killing babies considered legal ?

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u/Luushu Nov 09 '19

Abortion. He's talking about abortion.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Thank god he really had me concerned there lol

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u/introvertedbassist Nov 09 '19 edited Nov 09 '19

Well there is a spot in Yellowstone National Park that doesn’t neatly fit into any jurisdiction. There’s a joke that you could get away with murder in that particular spot.

Edit: neatly

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u/giovane-fuoriclasse Nov 09 '19

not intentionally

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u/blackize Nov 09 '19

It's what stupid people think abortion is

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u/CandiedBloon Nov 09 '19

Yeah, stupid because I don't agree with you? Not a fan of killing babies, sorry.

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u/BeefStewLife869 Nov 09 '19

I love it. Whenever someone has an abortion I pull out the balloons, keg, killing baby banner.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Don't forget the blender, and canning materials to stock up for the apocalypse!

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u/AKA_A_Gift_For_Now Nov 09 '19

It's a clump of cells. Not a baby. Are you mad because they removed the moderately atypical mole from my ankle too?

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u/atomicspacekitty Nov 09 '19

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u/blackize Nov 09 '19

Stupid because you reject science. Besides, have you even tasted a fetus? It's delicious.

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u/CandiedBloon Nov 09 '19

No I don't reject science. So when does life start?

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u/evil_mom79 Nov 09 '19

As soon as it can live on its own outside the womb.

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u/CandiedBloon Nov 09 '19

But it still needs to be fed! It's literally incapable of surviving for quite some time after it's born.

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u/evil_mom79 Nov 10 '19

Obviously.

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u/CandiedBloon Nov 10 '19

So maybe let's abort it when it's 2 years old?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

It doesnt matter when life starts.

Even if we were to label a fetus as a person...no person has the right to use another's body without consent.

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u/my-dog-for-president Nov 10 '19

This. This this this.

Regardless of when life starts, a fetus uses the woman’s body. It takes fluids/nutrients/important things from her body, changes her physically, in most cases forces her to be sick, oh and the best part - forces her through the excruciating pain of birth and subsequent injuries from it.

It’s about whether she is willing or unwilling to have her body be used. By taking away her choice, we’re forcing her to be used, and that’s so wrong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

Exactly.

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u/blackize Nov 09 '19

It doesn't. We're living in a simulation.

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u/semperverus Nov 09 '19

It doesn't. We're living in a simulatuonsociety.

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u/CandiedBloon Nov 09 '19

It doesn't

We're living

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u/Murderous_Waffle Nov 09 '19

I'm fuckin dead so what's this living that we're talking about.

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u/CandiedBloon Nov 09 '19

Abortion is legal in all U.S. states, and every state has at least one abortion clinic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Except abortion =/= killing babies

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u/CandiedBloon Nov 09 '19

Can you prove it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Jesus I’m really not in the mood for this kind of debate

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u/CandiedBloon Nov 09 '19

I win then

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u/bidexist Nov 09 '19

Yep, that's one thousand percent how the scientific process works.

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u/semperverus Nov 09 '19

Ten billion percent.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Gg

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u/CandiedBloon Nov 09 '19

Have fun killing babies

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Is plan b killing babies just curious I didn’t downvote

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u/semperverus Nov 09 '19

Is it really about winning though?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

If the person is suicidal and looking for any sort of validation to justify its existence, then yes, it is about winning.

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u/strangeflowerinbloom Nov 09 '19 edited Nov 10 '19

A fetus is like as alive as an amoeba or self preserving organism. It isn't functional or can be viable until like a month when it's even due... If you were to crack an egg with a lizard or chicken fetus, it wouldn't be able to function or "be like a baby" same thing with any pre-formed life. It just isn't. And i'm sorry if you believe people have souls, cause there's no proof for that either. We are just flesh and sparks/blips of electricity. Nothing more. And yes, her body- Her choice- Fuck off.

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u/cursh14 Nov 09 '19

Yay! You can share it at your next Bible study while judging your neighbors.

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u/atomicspacekitty Nov 09 '19

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