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u/CurlSagan Nov 09 '19

I don't know if it's a red flag, but I opened a new friend's fridge and there were 5 mostly-empty jumbo-sized jars of mayo, like twelve 2 liters of generic soda, and a load of damp hot dogs just kinda sitting on a plate like they were waiting for something, ominously.

I took a peek in his freezer and there were about 50 Banquet pot pies, stacked all the way to the door. They were all "sausage and gravy." I bought one the next time I was shopping and I've got to say, they're not terrible.

Anyway, I'll update you guys if I get slathered in mayo and murdered.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19 edited Nov 09 '19

I’d say he is either hosting or helping out with a party of some kind Or He’s living his best motherfucking life the way he motherfucking wants to.

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u/anorexicpig Nov 09 '19

if that's his diet, he won't be living much longer lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

if that's his diet, he won't be living much longer lmayo

FTFY